>The scene: Joslyne has just returned from a run and spies a lot of shredded tissues under the kitchen table. She points it out to Demetri.
Demetri: Uh-oh. Did that happen while I was babysitting?
Demetri: Did that happen while I was ba — uh-oh.
Joslyne: While you were WHAT? What exactly?
Demetri: While I was looking after our child’s needs like a father does and should and definitely not babysitting.
Demetri: You’re still upset…?
Joslyne: (stony silence)
Demetri: Gah! FINE! You can blog about it.